Not content to build a platform based solely off of racism and transphobia, the MAGA crowd has turned their attention firmly against the drag scene in recent years. Because seeing joyful queer folks dress up in wigs and heels feels so good it just has to be evil, right?

Only according to people who wouldn’t know joy if it sat on their faces.

But riddle me this: if the conservative right sees drag as such a social poison, why are they obsessed with performing their own pathetic version of it?

After clips of a Long Island MAGA fashion show started making the rounds on Twitter last night, that’s the question we all need to be asking.

First of all, we must point out the traditionally sparse attendance at this event. This fashion show really gave “rent the runway” a whole new meaning.

The fact that someone wore a train with Trump’s face on it…it’s giving cold couture.

@msnbc

Step into the America First Patriotic Fashion Showcase, an event that brought MAGA-inspired designs to life in Ronkonkoma, NY. The show drew around 200 attendees eager to get their hands on Trump-themed outfits, a MAGA hat lipstick shade, and more. #nyfw #fashionweek #longisland #fashion #americafirstpatrioticfashionshow #magafashionshow #trump #donaldtrump #politics #voting #2024 #presidentialelection #decision2024 #msnbc #fyp

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The “America First Patriotic Fashion Showcase” actually took place in late September, but word of its true absurdity is only just reaching the masses…who are rightfully cringing.

“Excuse me, I would like to exit the simulation now,” one commenter posted. Honestly…same. The vibes were, to say the very least, not immaculate. Because when you stan Trump so hard to the point of wearing his face on your body, it’s maybe time to take a step back and reflect on your choices up to this point.

But the real tea is this: MAGA fashion is about trying your level best, as a straight person, to match the natural levels of swag every homosexual is endowed with at birth.

“They trash pop culture,” one commenter said, “but want to be a part of it so bad.”

Period. That’s exactly what it is. These people are so alienated from all things good, great, and joyful that they’ve resorted to wearing the name and face of the world’s ugliest man on their bodies. Call it branding, call it grooming, call it whatever you like. But fashion it ain’t.

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