Famously bigoted chain purveyor of delicious chicken Chick-Fil-A is branching out into entertainment, and let’s just say it doesn’t bode well for us gays.

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Since the announcement hit Deadline yesterday, queer people everywhere have been alternately laughing their asses off and bracing themselves for the worst. Because whatever hellish content the brand comes up with is going to be the stuff of homophobic legend. Probably.

Obviously this is exactly the kind of thing Cary Dubek would leap at during his pre-Night Nurse career arc.

It’s almost too stupid to comprehend…but just stupid enough that we have to wonder…

The reality we joked about on TV shows a year ago has become a full reality, and you just have to laugh.

For everyone who wasn’t tapped to appear on the Marina Del Rey RFK cruise, we have an opening for you at Chick-Fil-A.

Honestly it does seem like the type of thing that would platform all of Uncle Baby Billy’s endeavors.

If Veggie Tales makes a comeback, I’m officially walking into the sea.

Whatever the future of streaming holds, we’re terrified, thrilled, disgusted, intrigued, and maybe just a little bit hungry.

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