Last night’s debates were a sight to behold. Kamala Harris wiped the floor with Trump’s sorry a** and laughed at the disgraced former President’s attempt to spin wild fictions of immigrants eating pets into fact. It was a good night for the Democrats, as well as anyone who has a taste for comeuppance.

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But Kamala Harris wasn’t the only winner of last night’s debate. For the gay Internet, ABC news anchor and debate moderator David Muir stood out as the clear MVP.

After Muir’s zaddylicious performance last night, the gays are thirsting hard, hot and heavy for the journalist.

How are we supposed to concentrate on the issues when this man is onscreen?

He gave us everything, and we must stan.

He brought the fact-checking, and the heat.

And Jesus Lord can that man wear a t-shirt!

Now the gays have one question and one question only. Is he…you know…a fan of Judy Garland? Does he trip the light fantastic? Can he sing all the words to “Mama’s Turn?”

Well…

Honestly, relatable. We love a man who likes people. You know what they say: people who like people are the luckiest people in the world.

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