The love story between Ben Affleck and Matt Damon is one for the ages, even if it is mostly in our heads. That doesn’t stop it from being a source of inspiration, entertainment, and molten hot memes.

As soon as the news broke that Bennifer was to be no longer after JLo officially filed for divorce, the gays started re-shipping the long-rumored romance between Matt and Ben in no uncertain terms.

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The results are breathing life into our cold, dead hearts. The end of Bennifer may seem like the end of heteromance in the 21st century, but it’s a certain win for the gays.

He’s been waiting for this moment! And for those of you who are all “Matt Damon has a wife”, to that I say shhhhh

Even Jennifer Garner is cosigning their union, via her Love, Simon character.

We just know Matt Damon is screaming his thanks to the good lord somewhere right now…

Is he sober while doing this? We don’t know. More importantly, we don’t care.

Let’s get back to what this country does best: shipping two grown heterosexual man who have definitely seen each others’ dicks.

All of Massachusetts is singing right now. Think, just think of the Dunkin’ sales!

The greatest love story never told? It’s obviously the story of Matt and Ben.

Will these two ever get it together to drop everything and pledge their eternal love to each other? Probably not—but they will be seen at a sporting event together sometime soon, which is the Boston equivalent of saying “I love you.”

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