Jack Schlossberg is expertly trolling JD Vance with this insane TikTok series

Kennedy grandson Jack Schlossberg is a new feature on the political scene, and he’s been a breath of fresh air for those of us tired of getting our commentary from the same group of ultra-serious white people over 60. The key to Schlossberg’s success? Why it’s that classic Kennedy unpredictability of course! We never know if we’ll catch Jack explaining why we need to abolish the electoral college or taking an indoor ice bath in his apartment, but whatever he gives us, we’ll accept gladly.

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But the Vogue political correspondent gave us even more to think about after dropping a series of recent TikToks addressed to stalwart doughnut orderer JD Vance.

@jack.schlossberg

HEY JD IM LOOKING for a role model… someone BIG AND TOUGH but also strong … help me ?

♬ original sound – Jack Schlossberg

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“What do I do when I get scared of you JD?” Schlossberg asks the camera in his most recent post. “Should I just fall more in love with you?”

Great question, Jack.

“I’m at the steps of the Capitol JD,” he continues, “but you don’t think Tr*mp lost the 2020 election.”

It seems that this would be the sticking point for Jack, the thing ultimately standing between him and JD moving in together and becoming the greatest gay love story never told.

We can’t blame Schlossberg for crushing so hard—if there’s one thing we know about JD Vance, it’s that the man has charisma. One look at his doughtnut-ordering skills, and an entire nation swooned.

But in all seriousness, we know what Schlossberg is doing here. He’s trolling the hell out of JD Vance with these TikToks, and we love to see it.

“There is no chance these don’t enrage JD Vance,” one commenter wrote, “and that is such a beautiful thing!!”

“Jack, these upset him so much, never stop,” another poster begged. “Of all my parasocial relationships,” someone else wrote, “this one between Jack and JD feels like the most intimate.”

Agreed. There’s something so intimate about trolling the living f*ck out of someone you know to be horrible. And Schlossberg does it with such aplomb!

@jack.schlossberg

HEY JD ITS ME… miss you and ASKING WHY you arent with me !!#reproductivefreedom #JDitsme #womensrightsareeveryonesrights

♬ original sound – Jack Schlossberg

Now the question on everyone’s lips is…how will JD respond? Will he ever return home to Jack and the kids? We need answers!

Sadly, it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting them anytime soon. But we do know one thing: until we finally get this horrible election over with, Jack Schlossberg will be here with us making sure we stay focused on the one thing that really, really matters during this political moment: reading JD Vance for absolute filth!

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