It seems like everywhere you look these days Jacob Elordi is in the news—and for good reason. The man stays booked, busy, and fine as hell. First we got a taste of his talent in Euphoria, last year we got a heavy dose of Elordi thanks to double whammy of Saltburn and Priscilla, and next year we can expect him to star in none other than a Paul Schrader movie.

That’s right: the Master Gardener director is adapting a Russell Banks novel about a man who flees to Canada to avoid being drafted to serve in Vietnam. The cast is the stuff of legend, with Uma Thurman and Michael Imperioli signed on to co-star. Richard Gere will play the character in his later years, while the young version will be embodied by none other than Jacob Elordi. With a moustache. Jacob Elordi, sporting illegal layers of swag (moustache + period attire.)

I guess we’ll be in for a wait re: Euphoria S3.

He’s singlehandedly resurrecting the Destination Canada campaign…his power…