The gays are asking: what do you say during sex?

Let’s face it: Trixie and Katya are a gift from the gay Gods on high, and we don’t deserve them. From their star turns on Drag Race to their webseries UNHhhh to their podcast The Bald and the Beautiful, the chemistry on display between these queens is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Not only that, but in their hard-hitting discussions of gay and drag culture, they often end up uncovering hard gay truths that leave our heads spinning…and our stomach muscles sore from falling down wheezing with laughter.

On a recent episode of The Bald and The Beautiful, for instance, Katya hit upon a question that we’re all longing to learn the answer to.

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During a discussion of dating older men that quickly segues into a chat about what words are acceptable to use for describing genitals and butts (pussy is out, but Octobussy is IN), Katya temporarily experiences amnesia and asks Trixie, “what do they say?”

“Gay men??” Trixie asks, confounded.

“Do they say like, f*ck my butt?” Katya says, devolving into raspy laughter. “What do they say? Like when they’re having sex?”

“Who is they?” Trixie asks.

“Gay guys!” Katya responds. “I don’t talk! I don’t do that sh*t!”

From there, it’s a full-on giggle fest as the queens try their darndest to figure out what gays say to each other during sex.

Which begs the question…what do gays say to each other during sex? Trixie offers the word “hole” as a possibility, while Trixie considers other options. “Would you rather say f*ck my bussy or f*ck my pussy a**?”

Great question, honestly. “And now we’re getting a dialogue going,” Trixie says.

They certainly are, and commenters were quick to chime in.

“F*ck my pussy a** is crazy but I love it,” one commenter wrote. “‘What do they say’ will live rent free in my head forever,” another posted.

It’s true: we may not have learned the answer to the immortal question “what do they say,” but we did learn a lot today. We learned that in the UK there’s a vacuum with eyes on it called the Henry Hoover, and we found out how deep it’s possible to dissociate when we heard Katya say the phrase “skibidi toilet.” This show is a full-on education, and we will forever be grateful for it.