Brat Summer may be well over, but the Sweat Tour is just heating up. And according to some cheeky Instagram stories, there may be even more sweating going on behind the scenes that we’d perhaps care to think about.

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Yesterday, twink par excellence Troye Sivan posted a photo to his Instagram story that has the gays talking, and it’s not hard to see why…

It was merely a tasteful photo of a four-headed dildo resting on a white marble countertop, but it had the power to set our collective imagination on fire. Especially after extremely flirty energy in the Sweat Tour’s Madison Square Garden recent stop, where “Diet Pepsi” singer and influencer Addison Rae joined Charli XCX and Sivan onstage wearing a raggedy ann version of Carrie Bradshaw’s iconic SATC tutu.

That wasn’t all: Rae confessed on her own IG that she’s “actually in love” with Sivan after the performance, and honestly, would she even be an influencer if she didn’t confess her love for a gay bottom on main?

So you can see why the dildo post in question raised a few eyebrows. What exactly is going on with this tour? Can it get any gayer? Where does Lorde fit into all this? And why is Charli D’Amelio tagged?!

We can only guess what brand of bisexual chaos these three (four??) get up to on a nightly basis.

One thing is clear: seeing these pop icons get their entire lives on tour is like getting a glimpse of the Greek gods frolicking on Mount Olympus. We’re just not worthy!

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