Have you ever seen an image of a celebrity that’s so eggy, so incredibly, deeply trans that you wanted to leap inside and give them a starter dose of Estradiol and a complimentary Blåhaj?

Of course you have! We’ve all, at some point or another, identified so hard with someone’s gender journey that we’ve wanted nothing more than to help expedite their coming-out process. But that’s the thing about coming out: you’ve got to do it in your own time, and in your own way.

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Unless you’re a young Matt Smith and you’re giving the girls their complete and total lives in this photo:

The hair, the robe, the choker, the cigarette…and most importantly, the ennui. Oh, the ennui!

We’ve all been here. We are all lesbian Matt Smith.

Where do these magnificent images come from, you ask? Why a Mapplethorpe biopic, naturally! From 2018! With Hari Nef!

Apparently Mapplethorpe was also a beautiful woman.

NEVER forget!

We want what she has.

Daemon Targaryen WHOMST? All we’re seeing here is goals, goals, goals for days. Goals for miles, across the gender spectrum.

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