Last night was a historic occasion for the girls, gays, and theys—plus that one guy who insisted on attending remotely. It was Charli XCX’s 32nd birthday party, and all the it girls were in attendance. Charli and Lorde sang and danced to their “girl, so confusing” remix, and everyone seemed to be having a pretty swell, MDMA-fueled time.

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Some perhaps more than others. No sooner did a photo of Charli and Lorde dancing begin circulating than fans picked up on an interested detail just out of frame.

It was indeed Rachel Sennott, but was she in fact lezzing out with her Shiva Baby costar Molly Gordon? How apropos if so!

I know what you’re about to ask. Is Rachel Sennott—star of beloved gay instant classics like Bottoms and Shiva Baby—a little fruity?

Well, we don’t know, and it’s none of our business. But whatever is going on, she looks happy. Good for her! That party looks great! I wish I could do drugs!

One thing is clear: last night was a party of epic proportions. It was herstory in the making. We’ll be teaching young alien hybrids about this moment from our Tesla-branded space pods in 30 years.

Nature? It’s healing.

And we can’t forget the true MVP of the hour: the man who got on FaceTime to see it all go down.

And let’s face it: if a party doesn’t force you to question your sexuality, is it really a party? How many more straight sexualities will brat summer claim as casualties?

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