If we know anything about rock icon Bruce Springsteen, it’s that he loves to celebrate by flashing some titty. And today, the occasion of the Boss’s 75th birthday, is no exception. Once again Springsteen was photographed going fully tits out on stage, and we love to see it.

While we may never have the canon bisexual moment we crave, we have long embraced Springsteen as a bisexual icon. In a pre-Chappell Roan, pre-Troye Sivan era, a man who could be counted upon to sweatily make out with E Street saxophonist Clarence Clemons was just about as good as it got for years.

He’s also never been shy about showing us that body. But in recent years, Springsteen’s zaddification has been reminding us of another queer-coded legend…

It’s true: in his 70s, the Jersey legend is making a swift turn toward Bowie/Swinton-style androgyny, and we can’t get enough.

The Boss may be turning 75, but his career as an actor in the Luca Guadagnino firmament may just be beginning.

But we also have questions. Namely, when is Springsteen finally getting the I’m Not There treatment? What if we got Tilda Swinton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Omar Apollo, and Cate Blanchett to portray a kaleidoscope of Springsteens?

I mean, I won’t hold my breath, but if we really want to get the economy back to a stable place, I think we should make this movie.

This is the movie America needs!

Hollywood, the ball is in your court.

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