It has come to our attention that Andy Samberg—he of Lonely Island and SNL fame—is carrying around a dumptruck a** to rival Elastigirl.

This is a huge oversight on our part—we were woefully unfamiliar with the man’s game. But ever since an intriguing pap shot of Samberg in gym shorts started making the rounds, that mistake is being quickly corrected.

“more like andy samburger joint the way he got patties,” one commenter wrote. “ALL THAT CAKE” another said, “I NEED A TASTIN.”

Indeed.

If tushes could talk, Samberg’s would be singing us an Italian aria right now. Joanna Newsom knew exactly what she was about when she locked it down.

You could say that every tush would look good in those short shorts—but I think we’d all know that wouldn’t be the truth. It takes a certain kind of man to fill out a very short short.

Respectfully, he’s packing all kinds of heat.

Paul Mescal, count your days.

More on this extremely juicy situation as it unfolds…