Gay slang is getting so tired these days, don’t you think? Luckily, a novelty toy is bringing us a linguistic revolution, courtesy of TikTok.

User Chuck Dayton (@cdayton05) took to the app to share a gag gift they’d received: The That’s So Gay! Sound Machine, featuring 25 “fabulous, sassy & fun expressions.” It’s also, of course, rated G for Gay.

Dayton wrote that he got the toy as a prize for winning debate night bingo — maybe if the presidential candidates won’t talk about LGBTQ+ issues, this sound machine can do it for them.

The internet is obsessed with the novelty gift — Dayton’s video has garnered more than one million views. So, ready for your new list of go-to phrases?

  • Chubby chaser!
  • He’s terribly butch. He gets it from his mother.
  • Kisses! Mwah, mwah.
  • Save the drama for your mama.
  • Who do you have to blow to get a drink around here?
  • Have a gay day!
  • Homo-rific!
  • Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not.
  • That was amazing.
  • You f*g hag!
  • Fabulous!
  • Hug me, b*tch.
  • Look at those b*tches.
  • This old thing? Oh, I’ve had it for days.
  • You look like a three-dollar wh*re.
  • Fierce!
  • I’m jealous of your breasts.
  • Look at you, miss thing.
  • Toodles!
  • You’re a hot mess and I love it.
  • Gimme some sugar.
  • It’s not homophobia, sugar — everyone hates you.
  • Oh, hey!
  • What happens in Gay-gas, stays in Gay-gas.
  • Holla at you later, homo!

The voice delivering the phrases — a deep yet stereotypically fay baritone — is the cherry on top, sounding eerily similar to how Trixie Mattel or Katya would impersonate a gay man.

@cdayton05

#gay #funnyvideos #bingo #debate#wiltonmanors

♬ original sound – Chuck Dayton

The toy’s packaging claims that “now, anyone can have their very own flamboyantly gay best friend,” but the folks in Dayton’s comments section had other ideas for how to put the sound machine to use.

“Using this to communicate when I get overstimulated and go mute,” declared one commenter.

“I would unironically use this in conversation,” echoed another.

A third said they had no need for the toy, when they already sound like it in their everyday life: “​​This is just me in the mirror,” they wrote.

What phrases should make the next edition? Maybe “Not the bore worms” or,“ “Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling.”

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