It’s no secret that JK Rowling can’t stop tweeting. Whether she’s being forced to log on by the dark powers of the transphobic black mold creeping up her mansion walls or simply can’t think of anything better to do with her time, there’s no denying that her passion for writing unhinged, transphobic threads on X is unstoppable. And at this point, it’s just about the only kind of writing the once-beloved author is capable of doing.

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So it comes as a surprise to learn that she’d like to do even more sh*tposting if possible. In a recent thread, Rowling asked her few remaining fans for recommendations for a drug that will keep her up all night, because you can’t write or tweet when you’re asleep.

She might not have gotten the response she wanted, but after the gays got wind of Rowling’s thread, she certainly got the response she deserved.

It wasn’t long before helpful gays in the chat started suggesting the final boss of all up-all-night drugs. Meth, of course!

Who ever said she doesn’t appreciate the queer community? We’re here to offer helpful suggestions to whoever needs them.

But perhaps no suggestion was more helpful than this one…

But wait…there’s something else happening here. After one poster suggested the ultimate fix for sleepy nights—a newborn baby—Rowling responded with her own anecdote about her children. And the gays were quick to notice something…

A gender-neutral pronoun in the thread? Could this be the real JK we know and despise?

After folks called her out on her sudden, magical ability to use they/them pronouns, she fired back.

We’ve got her where we want her, folks—just on the verge of accidentally admitting that a cis woman doesn’t fall into a ditch and die every time you use a singular “they” to describe someone.

What’s going to happen next? Will the black mold in Rowling’s house wean her off sleep entirely? Will she start taking T and become a truscum trans man? Will the “they” Rowling child in question please stand up?

More as this incredibly important story develops.

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