Here in the LGBTQ+ community, we stan a relatable queen. Which is only part of the reason why we’ll never, ever be on Team Melania. As one of the least relatable people on God’s Green Earth, her poor life decisions—including marrying Donald Trump and staying married to Donald Trump—remain baffling to the masses.

But hark, do you hear what I hear? Is that the sound of the tides shifting? Because Melania might have just dropped a major hint on main and boy oh boy, is it ever relatable.

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In a tweet from yesterday, Melania waxed lyrical on the many joys of New York City, concrete bunghole where dreams are made up (there’s nothing you can do.)

On the one hand, yes, this is exactly how a rich person would see New York. If you’ve never had to deal with mouse-and-roach-infested apartments, long lines for mediocre baked goods, loud clanging heaters that wake you up at night, and riding the subway next to a Frito Lay’s bag full of fresh diarrhea, New York City would, indeed, appear to be a colorful canvas where dreams come alive.

But the gays instantly saw through this sentiment and guessed at the real tea. As in: is this Melania’s moment? Is she finally leaving that man? Is she getting ready for a messy Sex and the City arc?

We can only hope.

I mean, is this the kind of thing you tweet if you’re in a happy marriage? I don’t think so!

Hopefully, she’s on the verge of dragging that man’s a** to court.

Goodbye brat summer, welcome back divorced girl autumn!

Let the messy Melania arc commence!

Will we get the tell-all we’ve been waiting for? Probably not. But we can dream.

If there’s one thing that can be said for New York, it’s that truly anything can happen there, including divorcing your horrible husband and giving your demon spawn up for adoption. There’s hope for this woman yet!

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