On this edition of “news I never thought I’d have to report,” it appears that Trump fans have gone and outdone themselves at a recent rally. I am referring of course to the phenomenon of Trump/Vance voters carrying around branded JD Vance sperm cups after Vance’s comments about “childless” Democrats.

It might be the very definition of “weird flex, but ok.” Apparently Republicans are trying their best to embrace their weirdness by *checks notes* mocking people who can’t or don’t want to start families?

It’s a pretty strange move, and definitely not the troll they think it is. Can you imagine not only having the idea to brand urine sample cups with a picture of JD Vance’s face and the words: “JD Vance Full Family Kit” and then following through on that idea?

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I mean what are people expected to do with these cups…drink shots from them? Don’t answer that.

It’s one thing to embrace your weirdness. It’s entirely another to purchase cups meant for urine samples and pass them off as semen receptacles at an event.

Also…are they actually trying to mock people who want children but can’t have them? That’s a pretty low blow, honestly.

Of course the usual couch jokes followed with haste.

Each day brings us a fresh hell…but at least it’s entertaining to see these people find creative ways to embarrass themselves.

One thing about this election cycle? The laughs keep coming.

I think we all wish this was the work of AI, but sadly these are real human beings holding symbolic sperm cups at a gathering.

Just another day in the proud land we call America!

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