Is “transgender underground mafia” the new “surgeries for transgender illegal aliens?” It’s looking likely. This week, former UK Prime Minister and TERF extraordinaire Liz Truss spoke out about how she came to be ousted from office. And according to one “source,” she has some choice words for the trans community.

If this is the first time you’re hearing of any kind of transgender mafia, under or above ground, welcome to reality. As you may have guessed, there is no such thing as the trans cosa nostra. But honestly, it might not be a terrible idea to get one under way.

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When the satire account Politics For You posted that Truss had outed the mafia, heads were certainly turned. The post came right after Truss’s talk with Tim Stanley at the Tory conference held earlier today in the UK, a 45-minute chat in which Truss blames the “woke” establishment for her 2022 loss and also praises a certain disgraced president as the favored “anti-establishment” candidate in the states.

Sadly, the incredible phrase “transgender underground mafia” was not a part of Truss’s speech, though she did say a lot of bonkers sh*t, including that the Equality Act was “a major part of the country becoming more woke” like it’s a bad thing. She also made her distaste for the UK’s Gender Recognition Act known.

But none of that is important: what’s important is that trans people are now having a field day with the idea of a transgender underground mafia.

Honestly, why didn’t we have this idea earlier? In the absence of a superhero to save us from an increasingly Gothamesque hellscape, we might as well band together to be gay and do a little organized cr*me.

Tony Soprano’s got nothing on BLAHAJ.

Why isn’t this a band yet?

Get in losers, we got that thing we gotta take care of.

Let’s make this dream a reality. A trans-continental underground trans mafia, with overground service to New York, Paris, and Clapham Junction.

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